Captian starring in "The Dark Knight".. How will it be ??

On one fine sunday (???)-noo noo noo, On one bomb-blast filled sunday(yeah !) went to the movie The Dark Kinght along wid anna, anni, raja and wid babu frnds. The film was kewl as expected. And in the break time, ciriminal mind started working and resulted in the invention "Captian starring in The Dark Knight". Captain means Tamilnadu captain, who keeps his right leg on the wall and giving spin kicks wid his left leg. By dis time you might have found out who d CAPTAIN is.. lol !

The film goes into the break when the clown got arrested. Am i right ??? [poor memory with respect to films !!!]. Now comes the captain..

Captain comes as a specially appointed officer to make enquiries wid clown. He started formal enquiry and soon he was raged by dat clown. So captain being tantalized by the Clown, started delivering spin kicks... Yeah d same spin kicks !!!! keeping right leg on d wall and spin kicking with d left leg (in tamil.. right lega sevuthula vechu, left leg-ala solti solti adicharu!!!!) till the clown admit that he was the one who smuggled armory into India  for illegal activities and he was a terrorist. 

Then he goes to d police officer and he acknowledged dem as, clown admitted his crime dat he smuggled armory and he was a terrorist. Atonce the police officer said to captain dat its not the case for which you was asked to come. Captain was shocked !!! So he started enquiring to the police...

Ques: Is this AVM studio ?

 Ans : Noooo !!!

Captain clean bowled with the first question... Govinda !

His explaination to police officers...

" I was acting in a Police subject film in Tamil nadu. Just came here for a walk and finding the set of a police station out here, i got mesmerised and entered into and acted. I never crossed my India border for catching terrorists. I'm expert in catching and enquiring terrorists. I used to catch terrorists all over India irrespective of the location. I regret myself for crossing the Indian boundary... Sorry for the this TECHNICAL mistake. I have a true sprit of police. U Know..!!!! "

Then he went to the clown to ask sorry... Captain sayin to the clown that he entered into the set mistakenly and sorry for the actions. 

Now its the time for the clown to give counter for the Captain wid his Ramana film dialouge... "D only word dat i doesn't like in any language is 'SORRY' ".. Captain was shocked to see the reach of his film !! Captain bow down his head as he do in "Chinna koundar film" and started walking back with a background music as "thalae-laa-lala-laaaa la" .. 

Story by raja and prabhu-

Haa haa haa.. Dis is the effect of our Captain. 

PS: Raja do increase the publicity of our captain in UK...